I am a retard<< Adam, October 12th, 2004 >>

I just felt the need to share how big of a retard I am with the rest of the world.

Ok, I cook a fair amount. I don’t cook a wide variety of things (yet), but I love spending time in the kitchen. One of the things I can now make without any cookbook help is chili. Never before have I had a problem making chili. Last night though, a lapse in judgement rewarded me with only 4 hours of sleep.

Ladies and Gentlemen, when you handle jalapeƱo peppers, for the love of god wash your hands immediately afterwards. It doesn’t matter if you don’t feel any burning sensation. By the time you do feel burning, you’re screwed, and will be lucky if it fades 8 hours later. And for the record – nothing you can find on the internet will really help, the best I could manage was keeping a cold wet towel on my hands to dull the pain.

Anyway, I suck because I wasn’t smart enough to remember to wash my hands, and I suck because I haven’t touched my website in f’n forever. I’m going to try to start doodling soon, and depending on a few things coming up, I might have more time to actually devote to the endeavour.

As usual, the offer still stands for anyone who wants to contribute their own artwork/blogging to the site.

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